
The Cheesecake Factory "Black-Out Cake" - At
The Cheesecake FactoryOh, The Cheesecake Factory, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...fuck it, I can't count that high.

3.1 Phillip Lim "Chiffon Coat" - $795 at Ssense
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3.1 Phillip Lim "Draped Trousers" - $375 at Ssense
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3.1 Phillip Lim "Bianca" Necklace - $225 at Ssense
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Acne "Boulevard" Heel - $860 at Acne Studios
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Have you ever eaten at a Cheesecake Factory? Or, rather, have you ever
not? The menu: a book. Is there such a thing as too many options? Yes. Sometimes. Here: no. Granted this is not fine dining, but everything is tasty in an almost overly rich, sating, chain restaurant-ey sort of way. And that is just fine when you don't give a shit. Sometimes I don't give a shit. And then I just go to the Cheesecake Factory. Pages and pages of savage calories. My favorite part? The end. The longest dessert menu I have ever seen in my life. With the biggest portions of cake. Just about ever. Are we seriously questioning the expanding waistline of America? Should we, when one of these restaurants (or more) graces every major U.S. city?
Decisions, decisions. Kind of like the 3.1 Phillip Lim selection at
Ssense. Seeing as I want one of everything, how exactly to I pick? The easiest way to do that is to ask myself: what can't I live without? This jacket!! Unique, functional, drapey, me. These pants!! An elastic waistband for my Cheesecake Factory Carrot Cake induced expanding waistline. This necklace!! I can see it popping up with so many different outfits. Cutoffs. Bikinis. Maxis. Mmm. The whipped cream on top (though I actually HATE whipped cream and am only using this line as a cliche here, because for me "the whipped cream on top" really means the axe that killed it all)? These Acne monsters. One last item, jumbo to be sure, is a bag that can hold cartons of leftovers. Have you ever actually finished something from that restaurant? If you have, then you probably are in bad need of those elastic pants.
When you know the delicious delights of every option, how do you pick just one?
Until next time,
The Gatherer